First impression
Packaging, contents, smell, material and workmanship.
Our review process
Practical, personal and genuinely tried.
We do not only judge packaging and specifications. We test products as intended: together as a couple and, where appropriate, individually.
Controls
Buttons, modes, intensity levels, app controls and ease of use.
Hands-on testing
We genuinely use the products—usually together, or individually when that suits the toy.
Near and far
When we are apart, we particularly test app-controlled toys and remote control in real life.
Cleaning and care
Water resistance, hygiene, lubricant compatibility, care and storage.
Honest rating
Strengths, weaknesses, target audience and a clear overall verdict without polished advertising language.
Safety is part of every review.
Our experiences do not replace medical advice.
Body compatibilityMaterial information, smell, workmanship and visible damage
HygieneCleaning options, water resistance and safe storage
LubricantsFollow the manufacturer’s material compatibility guidance
Safe useInstructions, personal boundaries and consent come first
Transparency
A review product remains a review product.
If a manufacturer or shop provides a product free of charge, we label it clearly. Provision never guarantees publication or a positive rating.
Paid collaborations and affiliate links are also clearly labelled.
Information for partners